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THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS...

...JEWISH
  1. He went into his father's business.
  2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god.

...IRISH:
  1. He never got married.
  2. He never held a steady job.
  3. His last request was for a drink.

...PUERTO RICAN:
  1. His first name was Jesus.
  2. He was always in trouble with the law.
  3. His mother did not know who his real father was.

...ITALIAN:
  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He took wine with every meal.
  3. He worked in the building trade.

...BLACK:
  1. He called everybody brother.
  2. He had no permanent address.
  3. Nobody would hire him.

...from CALIFORNIA:
  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot.
  3. He invented a new religion.