JOKES

GAMES

PHILOSOPHY

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1. He had only one major publication
2. It was in Hebrew
3. It had no references
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book
13. Some say he had his son teach the class
14. He expelled his first two students for learning
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests
16. His office hours were infrequent, and usually held on a mountain top.