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THE "WALKS INTO A BAR" SERIES

  1. A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."

  2. A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you."

    "Why not?" asks the snake.

    The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor..."


  3. Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

    The bartender (a tub of cottage cheese) says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

    One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

  4. A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold one.

    The bartender gives it to him and says "that'll be $10. You know, we don't get many gorillas round these parts."

    The gorilla nods "I'm not surprised at these prices.."

  5. A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.

    The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

    "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.

    "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".